January 16th, 2014

Conversations With a Co-Worker:

CW: I'm so .. have I been here all week?
Me: Well, physically. Mentally I'm not sure. I don't know when the last time you were mentally present was. I've only known you about 10 months.
CW: Oh it's been years.
Me: I gathered.

Conversations With a Co-Worker:

Me: Okay, that's it - no more junk food.
CW: Are you sure?
Me: Definitely. I can't sit here and eat junk all day.
CW: You can start by getting rid of all that evil wheat.
Me: I said junk food, not good food.

Conversations With a Co-Worker:

Me: You know what annoys me?
CW: What? *all anxious and excited, as though I'm about to reveal the biggest secret ever ... to her*
Me: When people mispronounce or spell simple words.
CW: What do you mean?
Me: Oh you know, Ask=Axe Anyway=Anyways Spelled=Spelt
Things like that.
CW: It's not Spelt?

Conversations With a Co-Worker:

CW: I'm a nut about flossing.
Me: Just flossing?